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[ororium-z]

Let’s play a guessing game.

Picture a woman in pop culture.
- Largely well known and respected in her field of work by professionals and fans alike.
- Has a very recognizable voice.
- Married. He also works in the same field. His reputation is enough to rival her own, maybe even more successful than she is.
- Once suspected her husband of committing adultery. Sometimes seen as unsupportive, even by fans. His bum ass definitely doesn’t deserve her.
- Three children. The oldest is a daughter named after a color (protect her).
- T H I C C

Who am I talking about?

[ororium-z]

[africanaquarian]

oh my god

[un-defined-chaos]

I thought of the incredibles lol

[queenstravelingdarling]

BOB DID NOT CHEAT

[chicks]

[grittykitty23]

Is this post seriously saying that hugging someone of the opposite sex out of gratitude is cheating?? He was SO HAPPY to see his wife and that she was alive.

[dilemmas]

He was suspected of cheating which is what the OP says.

[sungawddess]

Y’all know people don’t read on this site

[novadragon]

Y’all know people don’t read on this site

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[tilthat]

TIL in 2009, Burger King ran the “Whopper Sacrifice” campaign, which offered a free hamburger to anyone who deleted ten friends off Facebook. Facebook suspended the program because Burger King was sending notifications to the castoffs letting them know they’d been dropped for a sandwich.

via reddit.com

[governmentshill]

Powerful

[saladsaladnovski]

what the fuck?

[strongsad2]

amazing

[horreurscopes]

this is so dramatique i bet it was a gay’s idea

[jemthecrystalgem]

If they were your real friends they’d understand 😏

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[ponchos-in-my-vagina]

this aired in 2009

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[sabrecmc]

Chris turning red and thinking bad thoughts, lol.  Me, too, buddy.

[sleepy-ocean-girl]

Well that’s one hell of a face journey

[bundibird]

My fav part is that you’ve got Evans going on this face journey of delighted gutter thoughts, and then there’s Hemsworth, just nomming away nonchalantly like he hasn’t just made his buddy plunge suddenly and unexpectedly into nsfw mental image land

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[catchymemes]

Catastrophe

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[writing-prompt-s]

10/10 prompt material right here

[daiy]

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brightside.me

10 Illustrations Showing How Creative People See the World

wait what

[bogleech]

ORDINARY PEOPLE: drive cars while not wearing fedoras

CREATIVE PEOPLE: fly while wearing fedoras

ORDINARY PEOPLE: watch that newfandangled Tele Vision Programing like BRAINLESS SHEEPLE DRONES

CREATIVE PEOPLE: read BOOKS, REMEMBER THOSE, MILLENIALS??? Also while wearing their fedora indoors. It just never comes off I guess. Okay.

ORDINARY PEOPLE: sad that their mean asshole sexy boss isn’t a witch and hogs all the glasses

CREATIVE PEOPLE: how the tables have turned

ORDINARY PEOPLE WITH THE SAME COPY PASTED FACE BY THE WAY: WASTE THEIR LIVES WITH BRAIN ROTTING “VIDEO” “GAMES” >:( >:( >:(

CREATIVE PEOPLE: engage in some wholesome, intellectually stimulating racism I guess

[bropocalypse]

The shocking truth revealed:

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[sidology]

“haha what would u do if i was in that coffin with u? ;)” - white boy paying respects at a girl’s funeral, probably

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[simrell]

a patron asked to see april fools day with the weasley twins. 

support me on ✨ patreon ✨ so i can keep drawing your requests and neat fanart. 

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[supermah]

in superman adventures #19, there’s a villain named multi-face who can convincingly disguise himself as anyone, even tricking dna tests and x-ray vision. Superman initially can’t stop him

and the only reason he gets caught is because multiface decides to disguise himself as, of all people, CLARK KENT i’m screaming

[supermah]

why do villains always mess up so badly

[my-little-ninja]

Clark Kent attending Bruce Wayne’s yacht party where Bruce told Clark to wear his clothes and……

[stalker-among-the-stars]

Ta-Da!

Sard borken

[cryptiboy]

calling the people at the party Bruce’s “fake friends” as if he’s Bruce’s only real friend and he’s low key jealous

[an-android-in-a-tutu]

Okay I absolutely love this comic but I gotta offer a correction because I got the chance to read this recently and the real context is even better: Clark and Bruce have never met at this point. Clark ended up on this yaught by accident and the people there just assumed he was Bruce Wayne making an entrance because none of them have ever met him. Clark isn’t even Superman at this point, he’s still just a twenty-something from kansas with super powers trying to figure his shit out, and he just stumbles into a billionaire’s yaught party and then foils an assassination attempt on accident. The best part is that Bruce finds out about this incident bc he obviously has surveilance on the parties he never attends and he’s just completely fucking baffled. I’m pretty sure this incident is why he knows Superman’s secret identity. What a fucking first impression. Absolutely legendary.

[pretzel-log1c]

This extra context is amazing and makes everything all the more hilarious.